Say in Ain’t So-Sa

So Sammy Sosa shows up on the red carpet at the Latin Grammy Awards show looking like me when I’m finished worshipping the porcelain god — or plastic if, god forbid you gotta hurl in a Port-O-Potty — and expects us to believe a skin cream gave him that ‘i just died’ look.

Oh OK, I get it, I’m supposed to believe the same guy who when explaining his extreme weight gain, denied using steroids. We are all vain and it’s OK to admit it, man up, own it. Be a real man Sammy. Either he’s trying to score some high school tail with his new Twilight/True Blood look or he’s filling the void left by The King of Pop in the Worst African-American Cosmetic Decisions category.

OK, maybe I’m being a little harsh on Sammy, but if he wants to clear things up, no pun intended, he should show his face versus hiding behind statements. Otherwise, I, and many others, will consider Sammy for what he really is, a liar. In the interest of full disclosure, I have had botox. OK, twice.