California Highway Patrol released video of Sacramento Kings’ rookie Tyreke Evans reaching speeds of up to 130 MPH on Interstate 80 in his purple Mercedes. That’s not a typo; Evans drives a purple Mercedes. Stay classy Sacramento.
Although his former bay area neighbor JaMarcus Russell thinks purple drank is cool, Evans should know that only Prince can make purple cool.
Tyreke Evans Speeding and Arrest Video
Buy Jockey and praise God
No word yet if the underwear comes with scripture stitched into the lining.
Knowing Tebow’s cult-like status may dry up the market for product endorsements, others stars rushed to sign deals on Tuesday including: Lady Gaga and Derma Blend, Elton John and the new Island Splash Fragrance Douche from Summer’s Eve and Madonna will become the official spokesperson for adopting African babies.
Rumors have it that a competing underwear company will sign the rookie quarterback with the best ass in football: Colt McCoy.
How much will this ass fetch?
Penis pics, shoulder pads and very little talk of the team….just another day in Cowboys’ training camp.
Shoulder Pad Gate
Listening to the Cowboys press conference on The Ticket Monday afternoon I was amazed that 90 percent of the questions involved wide receiver Dez Bryant’s refusal to carry fellow wide receiver Roy Williams’ shoulder pads to the locker room — a time honored rookie hazing tradition.
After about 10 questions on ‘shoulder-pad gate’ head coach Wade Phillips told the assembled media they were reading way too much into the situation, and I think he’s right. All this really signals is just how little respect even the rookies have for a poser like Roy Williams, whose potential surpasses his production.
Marty B, guy with iphone.
Marty B’s reps say, “Martellus has been single – openly single – for quite some time.” They went on to tell TMZ.com “…they’re pretty confident the mystery poster is not a bitter ex-GF”.
Let’s see…openly single with no bitter ex-GFs, where does that leave us?
The year of the pitcher — and most likely the beginning of pitching dominance for years to come — continued last night as Matt Garza of the Tampa Bays Rays threw the fifth no-hitter in the majors this season. With roughly 60 percent of the season in the books, only five seasons since 1900 have had more no-hitters thrown than the five this season.
The record for no-no’s in a season is seven; attained in 1990 and 1991. Reasons for the return of the pitcher include the crackdown on performance enhancing drugs and the decline in the popularity of the pitch count.
Garza’s no-hitter included only one walk, meaning he was just one walk away from what would’ve been the fourth perfect game this season — yes, Im counting the one stolen from Tiger’s pitcher Armando Galarraga.
I got a feeling this is going to be a really, really bad football season for me.
As a non-Cowboys fan living in Dallas — OK, I’m a hater — I’m subject to the winds of unrealistic expectations that usually approach hurricane force this time of year. But the winds are worsening this preseason. It seems as if most fans of ‘America’s Team’ are rotating into their own personal pan-sized Texas tornado; swirling around the nexus of becoming the first team to play the Super Bowl in its own backyard.
I’m gripped with fear because this preseason feels different even to me. I’m scared because I think the Cowboys may even exceed expectations this year.
So I asked myself, “Self, why are you uneasy about 2010 when it’s essentially the same team — plus a few rookies — that got their asses handed to them by the Vikings in the divisional round of the playoffs?” What’s wrong with me? Why can’t I falsely bloviate the evils of the Cowboys and how they don’t deserve the hype this time around? Do I have a fever? Did that rash clear up?
Why can't Dez just play like that?
Even I, a self-professed Cowboys hater, must admit, Dallas drafted ‘the difference maker’ in this year’s draft; a guy that will not only challenge for a starting spot this year, but, barring injury, will be an NFL super star for the next decade or so.
Dez Bryant slipped to the Cowboys spot in the draft because of his rough childhood, his contact with an agent while in college and his lying about it to NCAA investigators; for all of those reasons, and maybe more, Dez Bryant fell to the Cowboys.
There were whispers that Bryant would be tough to sign. Could Dez Bryant be another Michael Crabtree?
Not only was Bryant in San Antonio for the first day of training camp, he was the first first-round draft pick to complete contract terms.
The rumors and innuendo didn’t seem to bother Bryant, in fact it serves to motivate him.
Bryant vs Roy Williams
Now that Bryant’s in the fold, Dallas will turn its attention to securing a long-term deal for #1 receiver Miles Austin. Where does this leave former #1-in-his-mind-only receiver Roy Williams? No matter how chummy it may look during training camp, Bryant is gunning for Williams’ role.
Forget what the Cowboys say in public about the job is Roy’s to lose, blah, blah blah… The truth is they’re thrilled the mere presence of Bryant is motivating Williams more so than anything else they’ve tried since his failed acquisition.
Dez Bryant will force Roy Williams to work harder and perform better on Sundays and that pisses me off. Dez Bryant’s going to be a beast in this league for years to come and I’m depressed.
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